As usual, I caught myself day dreaming, instead of being productive and contemplating, what exactly should girls be made of to be considered perfect?

Sugar and spice and all things nice… minus the chemical x maybe?

Fairy dust and glitter with a touch of sass perhaps? Or orange blossoms and chocolate fudge?

After running through all the options I could think of, I decided to ask the opinion of my trusted sidekick who is well versed in the intricacies of the male mind (given he has to be… It’s his mind) and asked for his input…

This is what he came up with:

“Strawberry scented conditioner and that fruity lip stuff all girls insist on using definitely sets you in the right direction. Add to that a cute laugh (disclaimer: CUTE being the operative word. Not high pitched or squeeky) and the ability to blush a million shades of red at the smallest things; makes you delicate and definitely attractive. We love it when girls aren’t afraid to cry, love the smallest things we do and keep a secret. If she can figure out how we feel it’s an immediate “Hell Yes!” and  her obsession with her phone is super cute. If she looks like a Megan Fox doppelganger, we’re on our knees begging for her already but otherwise she’s perfect if she has a flat tummy and curves with gorgeous hair”

Basically from that, I deduced that boys are attracted to a fruit basket with a “cute” design and about six different shades of red berries or red fruit all set in a delicate and fragile basket. The fruit should be fresh and juicy and preferably look like the entire package popped off the cover of a lifestyle magazine…

That doesn’t sound so bad… Right? RIGHT?

All we as women have to do is find a basket that suits us and turn into cute fruity Megan Fox look-alikes…

Or a fruit basket.

Whichever is easier…

Contemplating Turning Into A Basket Case,

Yours Always

BrokeBella

xoxo

This one's for Hailz who I harass way too often.